
Friday, January 28, 2011
Inshallah

Friday, January 21, 2011
Versailles

If I were to define history at all I'd say it is like God was described by Voltaire, a comedian playing to an audience too scarred to laugh. Wandering the epicenter of Monarchical decadence at Versailles the burlesque of modern history gave me much to consider. The thought train left the station headed in this direction, and as usual it's last stop was quoteville-
While staring out over the mammoth geometric gardens that emanate from the palace I of course was thinking of revolutionaries swarming over the grounds like angry ants on October 6th 1789. What drove the Parisian mob was a desire for affordable food, not any abstract ideology. This is clearly seen by the way in which after a few years of the Jacobin party they embraced Napoleon as an Emperor because he delivered the goods. During the Belle Époque (1871-1914) the lives of many commoners improved greatly and is generally seen as a Golden Age for Western Europe. And indeed bourgeois rule was an improvement in the sense that it provided a broader section of the population access to nice things such as sanitation, transportation and food. Happy days for Europe, even if it came at the price of the most reckless and ruthless round of Imperialism seen yet, but hey, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs; and they thought the eggs were inherently inferior and somehow being helped anyway so that logic worked out nicely.
These thoughts gave me some chuckles, but they led me to that dark and less amusing place that most historical musings take me, the present. So after the great wars in which Europe almost killed each other entirely because of their sadistic love of organized violence a new era emerged in which the entire purpose of the state was to deliver material wealth to the citizenry. There was some debate as to how best achieve this (see Cold War) but in the end the triumph of Consumer Capitalism and Globalization has come through with another era of glorious advancement for the cause of people attaining their own individual Versailles. It's not pretty how we reach such dizzying heights of Civilization, but it seems in our rationale the ends justify the means. After these thoughts had finished traversing my neurons I sat looking at the crowds of well off tourists who were meandering all about me taking in the vastness of the palatial gardens all looking rather pleased with themselves. It was then that the thought dawned on me that this age will also draw to an abrupt and bloody end. Us who have inherited this phenomenal system that funnels the worlds consumables to our insatiable markets are just like the Monarchs of old. And just as those castles made of sand slipped into the sea of history so shall ours. As always with mankind's chronicle, the joke is on those who are living in its raucous reality.
"Riches have wings, and grandeur is a dream" -William Cowper
"I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames." -Jim Morrison (and possibly the motto for all moderns)
"Riches serve a wise man but command a fool." – Old French proverb
Sunday, January 16, 2011
المصائب لا تأتي فرادى (disasters don't come one by one)
Being in Paris, news of the overthrow of Ben Ali in Tunisia was the talk of the town. Like most of post-colonial Africa, nepotism, kleptocracy and all other manner of injustice is just standard operating practices. This would seem the primary legacy left by Europeans, and the lesson was learned well by those who came to power after colonialism went out of fashion. The big story however, is that it wasn't a military coup that toppled Ben Ali, it was rioting. This is a big deal in the Arab world because it just doesn't happen. Already demonstrations have taken place in Jordan with the protesters claiming inspiration from Tunisia and Egypt has been becoming more unruly for some time now, so they will surely take heart at this example of defiance. The West doesn't even bother justifying their continued support of these regimes because it is so clear they are both ruthless and irredeemably corrupt. There is a proverb in Arabic that goes- 'A person who does not speak out against the wrong is a mute devil'. Unlike the hypocrite politicians of the developed world, I can't blame those in the Arab world for not speaking out since it is the most repressive and sanguinary of governments they are challenging; all of which are rather open about sending innumerable people to the torture chamber and anonymous graves for just such activity. Still the tide is getting rather tumultuous of late on board the boat which these dictators sail. How long they will last is anyones guess. In all fairness, they could outlast all the rest in the world by sheer tenacity. However, 'He who swings an aggressive sword will die by one' is another proverb of these people that surely factors into their thinking. On another note in the region, it appears there will be no campaign against Iran this year because the US and Israel launched a cyberworm that in conjunction with the assassination of two nuclear physicists has slowed their quest for the bomb enough so that the issue can be put off for a while longer yet. The government of Lebanon, the only Arab democracy, fell when Hezbollah pulled its members out of the coalition. They said they were doing so because the UN was blaming them for the assassination of PM Rafik Hariri; proving yet again that UN stands for unbelievably naive. Despite all this, I still want to go visit them.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
The Art of War

Sunday, January 09, 2011
The District of Columbia
